Friday, February 10, 2012

I just watched Napoleon Dynamite and it was the most amazing movie ever (besides the obvious ones like Star Wars and Hulk vs. Wolverine [which has Deadpool in it]etc.) It was pointless but amazing. At one point in the movie a girl made fun of Chimichangas.which ticked me off and that is because of everyone's favorite Merc with a Mouth. well besides the fact that Chimichangas are awesome (and so are TACOS[TACOS{TACOS}]) now that is some algebra humor if I ever saw any. And for those of you who are wondering, yes the girl who made fun of Chimichangas lost the elections for school President (yay)!!!!! And now for the word of the week... SPIGOT!!! lol

Friday, December 30, 2011

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! :) no tacos, but lots of Deadpool stuff!

I just finished reading all three of The Hunger Games books, and am going to suggest reading it, but before you read these books remember they are not happy books and a lot of death is involved, now I recommend reading it.

"You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They wont even let me into Taco Bell!"
-Deadpool.

"By the power of gray sku-- No. Damn it. How do you activate this stupid--"
-Deadpool

And just as a reminder people keep an eye out for lawn gnome attacks!

Tacos <3

Thursday, December 8, 2011

The Top 10 Chuck Norris facts

1. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, when he left, they were just called the islands.
2. I see Chuck Norris victims.
3. Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
4. When FDR said "there is nothing to fear, except fear itself" he meant it, "fear" is Chuck Norris' code name.
5.If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win. forever.
6.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
7.Chuck Norris can speak in braille letters.
8.Once a Dinosaur didn't wag it's tail upon seeing Chuck Norris, they are now extinct.
9.Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
10.Chuck Norris taught Jimi Hendrix how to play guitar.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Marvel vs DC

Some people say that DC is better than Marvel comics, well I believe that they are wrong. I have come up with a list of possible battles and their winners (or who I believe would win).

Thor (Marvel) VS. Superman (DC) = Thor

The Martian Manhunter (DC) VS. Vision (Marvel) = The Martian Manhunter














Deadpool (Marvel) VS. Deathstroke (DC) = Deadpool











Captain America (Marvel) VS. Batman(DC) = Captain America










Green Arrow (DC) VS. Hawkeye (Marvel) = Tie














and some Villians

Joker (New Earth)The Green Goblin (Marvel, Spider-Mans enemy) VS The Joker (DC, Batman's enemy) = The Joker

















Lex Luthor (DC, Supermans Enemy) VS Doctor Doom (Marvel, The Fantastic Fours enemy) = Doctor Doom
















and the Finale!!!


The Original Avengers (Marvel) VS. The Justice League (DC)
Avengers Members:
Captain America
Iron Man
The Hulk
Thor
Hawkeye
Giant-Man
Wasp

The Justice League Of America Members:
Superman
Batman
Wonder Woman
Flash
Green Lantern
Hawk Girl
Martian Manhunter


THE WINNER IS: THE AVENGERS!!!



This is not because I am prejudice but because I thought it out and here is what I came up with.
Superman Vs Thor =  Thor
Batman Vs Captain America = Cap. America
Iron Man Vs Wonder Woman = Tie
Flash Vs Wasp = Flash
Green Lantern Vs Giant-Man = Giant-Man
Hawkeye Vs Hawk girl = Hawk girl
The Hulk Vs Martian Manhunter = The Hulk

The majority of winners are Marvel therefore the Avengers win. :)